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[-] PenguinJuice@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.

And maybe even a dick.

[-] Zana@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.

[-] Duranie@lemmy.film 7 points 1 year ago

"Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"

[-] nittiyh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That escalated quickly

[-] Milx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Spiders Georg origin story right here

[-] Shikadi@wirebase.org 3 points 1 year ago

The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.

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