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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

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[–] Wahots@pawb.social 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[–] magicalman315@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Thank you Catherine

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