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A Chinese man who chain-smoked his way through a marathon was disqualified for smoking on the course (www.businessinsider.com)
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A Chinese man was disqualified from the Xiamen Marathon for chain-smoking during the race, violating a new rule against uncivilized behavior.

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[โ€“] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Covert defecation still permitted, though.

[โ€“] celeste@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

I hope so!