Energy isn't free. More power captured from jerking will increase food consumed, meaning more energy used in farming. You'll have to brand this as either a carbon ~~capture~~ fapture system or as a weight loss program

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

1 kilowatt hour is about 870kCal.

Humans are incredibly inefficient power generators. I can buy 1kWh of electricity from the grid for about 18 cents (generation…transmission is extra).

I don’t think I can buy 870kCal of food for 18 cents. Certainly not a healthy source. And that’s even assuming 100% efficiency. Any high school physics student will tell you that won’t happen.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Drinking one gallon of gasoline has enough calories to keep you alive for the rest of your life.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The new Weight Loss Jerkoff System could solve part of that

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

P90Sex

Edit: whoops, I linked to our competitor.

And ps... The PC term is jagoff.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Join our team of Jerks. We have a stiff sign on bonus.

By chance are you good at "shooting ropes"? Our clients love ropes.

[–] jamyang@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The studs at the local Blue Oyster don't call me Spider Man for no reason.