Weebs wondering what jobs to take in the future: I GO TO IT!"

"Maybe I shouldn't buy more fumos..."

Shoulder devil Cirno: "Dew it."

Shoulder devil Flandre: "Yea, dew it."

Reimu: "Why am I in the back here again? Wait, why are there two shoulder devils, shouldn't there be a shoulder angel-"

Cirno Fumo: "Don't you listen to that broke-ass shrine maiden~"

~~Ah, Japan, the land of milk and c-~~

~~c-....~~

~~...reampies.~~

~~Yea, creampies.~~

Sources:

1. Reddit source, original article with paywall
2. Meme template from Borat 2
3. Hot summer article
4. Various google searches for Fumos, including Reisen and Cirno