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The blue LED was supposed to be impossible—until a young engineer proposed a moonshot idea.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How about cheap enough to put in a fleshlight?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you have a bone in your penis, you may not be fully human.

Otherwise, don't x-ray your penis.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

X-rays use invisible electromagnetic energy beams to produce images of internal tissues, bones, and organs on film or digital media.

Good advice, but I put a Kleenex in my urethra for safekeeping and I'd love to track it down to get it out again.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Amateur. It's in the scrotum along with all the pee.

[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Next time you have to fart just squeeze your butt cheeks together real hard. It’ll pop right out.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

You tell me. Your user name suggests some expertise.