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Listen here you little shit
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this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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The tapestry of magic begins to unravel, the falling rocks all turn to rolls d100 and checks chart 15 acid arrows ~~fireballs~~, 6 lightning bolts , 8 icy spheres, and 2 fireballs. And a Tarrasque (and rather exasperated bowl of petunias) fall from 50,000ft to land on top of you.
E: ^and^ ^fireballs^
You know, you would think if we know enough to know what a bowl of petunias is thinking, we should know a lot more about the universe than we do...
In this context, who would write in letters of fire "We apologize for the inconvenience"? ๐