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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 8 months ago

That's a very charitable analogy, because most people don't make any semen at all.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Are you a semen producer denialist?

[-] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 8 months ago

No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the "semen footprint" fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?

[-] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 8 months ago
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