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Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired (jalopnik.com)

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[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

Cops are among the easiest people to spook. They're like bunny rabbits, but with guns.

Other triggers include

removing something from a pocket especially when asked
being brown
running, for any reason
Owning a dog
not being white

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago

Agree on all points. LMAO! May I ask a favor? Can you tell me if you can see this comment? I have a sneaky suspicion something is wrong with my account.

[-] 32b99410_da5b@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Can't see your comment.

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