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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

By virtue of being a man, anything you do is manly, including banging soft ladies ☝️🤓

Edit sorry couldn’t resist ^^

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, are those excuses I hear? What I should be hearing is the friction of unlubricated anal.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

Bite the pillow, I'm cummin in dry!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They probably used lead as lube.