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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Pooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplace (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by MataVatnik@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

And yet you're still shitting in a public toilet.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Apple Vision was made for the shits

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Are you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses

[–] LocoOhNo@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago

Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.

I'd rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.