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Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What I don't get is that a dick the size or shape of an eggplant would just not work, for anything.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

There are lots of dick-shaped, dick-sized eggplants. Chinese eggplants and Japanese eggplants are pretty phallic, similar to cucumbers or zucchini in size/shape.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Japanese ones are a lot thinner.

Carrots on the other hand are the opposite, being much thicker than the ones in the US

[–] kbal@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 8 months ago

The colour is a little unusual as well.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Good point. I've also had that subconscious thought. I'm going to add that as my point number 3.