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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A man came to doctor saying he has troubles with pissing his bed in the sleep.

  • Everytime in my dream a midget comes and says "let's pee together". Then we pee and I wake up in wet bed.
  • Well, next time when midget comes, say you've already peed. - doctor recommended.

Next night, the man is sleeping and seeing the midget again.

  • Let's pee. - said the migdet.
  • I've already peed.
  • Alright, let poo then.