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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 105 points 6 months ago

I check the heft and balance of sticks I throw for my dog, not because I'm an expert stickmaster, but because it's nice to know the weight and feel of something before I start swinging it around and throwing it.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 39 points 6 months ago

You're an expert stickmaster in the eyes of your dog and that's all that counts.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 months ago

I am! She's always amazed that when she leaps for the stick in my hand I somehow manage to move it out of the way and she sails right by.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 6 months ago

You must be some kind of magician!

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Just an expert stickman... wait, is that right?

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 6 months ago

May I invite you to !stick@sh.itjust.works

[-] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Oooh, thanks for linking!

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