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[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Right?

I had to settle for you because nobody else wanted me

Gee I love you two.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Obviously I know nothing about the guy's relationship, but that's a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fuck like rabid apes

You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Not sure about literal brain death but pretty much.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you'd said, but, obviously, that's a single sentence.