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I'm pretty sure they'd be proud and confused
"Wow, look at the amount of food our descendant can choose from. They'll never go hungry. Look they're even shaking with excitement in the cereal aisle. Huh, they're crying while standing in front the boxes. Must be tears of joy. And now they've fallen over and curled up in a ball... Weird."
"I think they're having a panic attack."
"What? Why?"
"I think they can't decide which cereal to buy."
"But there's so many to pick from, they can just grab any one of them and be set."
"Yeah I think that may be the problem, they got stuck deciding which one to grab and shut down."
"But they can just grab any of them."
"But what if they grab the wrong one?"
"I don't understand."
"Don't worry, they don't either."