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i also prayed that my school would burn down in the middle of the night multiple times but that never happened but at least i had an xbox

I've been praying Jesus would just fuck Satan and get it over with. The sexual tension is way too high.

they should take inspiration from all the fan fiction of Good Omens!

[-] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What do you really think was going down there before the 3rd day?

I think god is just handing out Xboxes instead of granting prayers

[-] skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

now that u mention it i can't think of a single other prayer i ever made getting answered so you might be right

maybe god is just sponsored by microsoft (this existence brought to you by: Xbox Game Pass)

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