Some girls will say boobs are just lumps of fat and there is nothing special about them.

I say boobs are great because you can play on them, rest your head on them, store things between them, kiss them, squeeze them, and babies can even feed from them.

Boobs are great multipurpose fleshy utilities. Sometimes your gf can't get anything done because you're making use of her boobies in some capacity. So she just sits there like 😑