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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a public urinal?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that's comparable?

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm now more interested in how you've never seen a urinal.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm even more intrigued: a Finnish name, but deep south US vernacular.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I've seen Americans use that and I've since been eager to find the opportunity to use it myself

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They all have misses and drips all around them. It's such a simple skill that men can't master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

But you are blasting piss off the porch, the direction is away from you. Almost all of the splatter is gonna end up on the lawn, where you're pissing anyway.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago

Wood for an outside deck isn't going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It's probably pressure treated

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I'm now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.