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[โ€“] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Twin.

I wish I could properly state the right of first sale he has, given it's his DNA (well, he has mine, anyway).

Fun fact: organs donated between perfect twins have no short- or long-term rejection issues. So unlike a regular donation that prolongs life for a decade or two, if he can drug me and steal my kidneys in sleazy Mexican motel, it's a permanent fix.

Hell, when I go, maybe he'll take a spare kidney or pancreas or something, and just, you know, hook them up. Totally fine with me.

[โ€“] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Imagine taking everything. Splice both kidneys in there and get that ultra pure blood. Climb Mount Everest with no supplemental oxygen using a second set of lungs. Four nuts.

If I had a twin, he'd have to watch his back

[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

Darksweet. New fiction genre just dropped

Actually, from experience, this is how I would describe the humour of queer people I know.