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Ich schlage vor, wir gedulden uns nur noch bis ÜBERMORGEN! Sende dir asap eine Meetingeinladung als Reminder an dein Handy.
Did you offer someone a handy?
Hell no. I just extended and send him the demands to his smartphone in a perfectly secure way (unencrypted *.ical file).
We will return here eta as said. Hopefully you guys will comply.. For our combined future!
For whatever reason (probably a mischievous one), "Handy" became the colloquial term for smartphone in Germany.
Not just smartphones, Handy are all mobile phones.
Because Motorola was producing a product called handie-talkie, something like a walkie talkie, for the ww2.
Ridikulöse Suggesterierung.
Murican here, my kids aren't giving up the kinder eggs
They're legal here, but only by having the toy removed.
Candies like them were made illegal here in the states decades ago because there was concern (or it actually did happen) that a kid would attempt to eat the candy with the toy still inside and choke.
It's why the Wonder Balls stopped being sold here as well, and I loved those as a kid in the 90s. They were one of my favorite things to get when I went out shopping with my mom.
Not until the Kaiser gives us back our word for twenty!
Stop appropriating culture
Yeah but we have to use the word dickety because the Kaiser stole our word for, "twenty."