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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.

Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

they’re not taking things seriously

No shit?

just there to stroke your ego.

… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal story somewhere in there

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ahh right that definitely makes more sense, although I'm not sure I agree

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They're not worth your time.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 7 months ago

1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I'm assuming is at most a couple of different "cases", plus it's not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I'm saying you're lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that taking random people at their word is often inadvisable.

Not that it makes much of a difference to me personally anyhow, it's not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔...

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 7 months ago

The bios says no sex.