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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 81 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest IMO.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Nah you just picky mate,

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Red flag, but not a deal breaker.