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Should just use Linux, tbh.

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[โ€“] Patches@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You add a Delay to the component and when the boss says 'make it faster' - you could spend hours optimizing - or you just remove, or make smaller the delays.

You look fantastic to your boss if you can remove a 1/2 delay.

I've got set timeout all over my websites for this purpose ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

[โ€“] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For fucks sake I hope your joking x.x

[โ€“] pivot_root@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If that makes it past a code review, it means there was never a code review. Given that companies exist where shit is shipped straight to production, I wouldn't be surprised if it's not a joke...

[โ€“] sheogorath@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

If they're a solo freelancer it's possible.