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submitted 7 months ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

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[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's clearly sexual selection; high testosterone results in early baldness, which in turn is deemed unattractive.

Thus, in order to save western society as we know it, we need to start worshipping bald men as the virile hotties we all know they truly are.

[–] groats_survivor@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Nice try Larry David

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I will put my hand up as the symbol of bald sexiness..

I'm a bald bearded 6 foot man.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 9 points 7 months ago

Do you work in or near some chemical or nuclear industries or why do have 6 feet? /j

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Nice to meet you. I'm a 6-balled bearded footman.