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STEAL STEAL RULE
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this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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But also, just because you walk out of Target or Wal-Mart with a bunch of stolen stuff, doesn't mean you got away with it. Your thefts are being tracked.
Idgaf about corporations. I don't want people to end up in jail, because that's no place for a person to be.
Source: atrocious English tabloid The Sun quoting unverified information from a Tiktoker who claims without proof to have worked for Target at some point.
Reliability: sub zero.
What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?
So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.
Got it.
This is literally a plan that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would come up with
I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.
Strategy!
Thanks for this. I had a feeling something was up since it almost feels like they let you steal.
What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?
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I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.
Edit: god dammit it happened again.
What if that's just ANOTHER Walmart trick?
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You’re replying to a comment that says “comment deleted.”
I’m way ahead of you. Go complain to someone that can do more about it.
What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?
What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?
What if this is a piece designed to dissuade you from stealing by making you believe they’re actually capable of tracking every little item?