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[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bubs@lemmings.world 8 points 7 months ago

He says what everyone's thinking!

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!

[–] Apollo42@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

BEAR BLASTING! Similar to hump-catting.