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[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 148 points 4 months ago

I want to know what the dolphen was wearing, maybe a dark hoodie. Will they release the arrest record of the dulphin? What was the dolphin holding? Why is so much media attention going to this one dolphon? All sea creatures matter. I read the fisherman thought it was his taser and feared for his life, let's see how you react in a dark alley with a young dofin.

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

Dofin is their word, we really shouldn't be using it at all. Dolphin is the acceptable spelling and term.

[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 46 points 4 months ago

No no, it's okay, my nephew is half porpoise, I can say that.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

I heard the dolphin has no currently active warrants, and may have been armed, although no weapon was located at the scene.

[-] cmoney@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Well I'm 1/8 dolphin, my great great grandmother was a dolphin princess.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I’d really prefer if you used “D***n” instead of typing out the word. It’s kind of jarring to see it out there even in an educational context.

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 months ago

"HE HAD A BLOWGUN I FEARED FOR MY SAFETY"

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That Dolphin was No Angel!!!!!!!!!! Stand for are Cop’s and Kneel for are Cross!

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If it was a dauphin that was shot, everyone in this corner of the Fediverse would be cheering.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I hear he was buying skittles and a drink. Dolphin was clearly making lean.

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