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[โ€“] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

After committing you can only move forward, mostly by waddling while half bent over like some kind of Eldritch Shambler

[โ€“] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago
  1. Flush

  2. shamble eldrichly forward

  3. lift the seat

  4. shamble eldrichly backwards

  5. submerse the entirety of your ass in the bowl

  6. Flush (Repeat as needed)