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STEAL STEAL RULE
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this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2023
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But also, just because you walk out of Target or Wal-Mart with a bunch of stolen stuff, doesn't mean you got away with it. Your thefts are being tracked.
Idgaf about corporations. I don't want people to end up in jail, because that's no place for a person to be.
So basically I should steal until just before I hit felony level and then wait out the statue of limitations.
Got it.
I heard a guy tried that once and on his last "trip" they called the cops on him and a manager smuggled a bottle of liqor in his backpack so he would hit the felony level.