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[–] androogee@midwest.social 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 34 points 10 months ago

The reason I couldn't eat stew for a decade?

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bob.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What if they're nailed to the wall?

[–] Bangs42@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Art

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok but what if they're laying on your doorstep?

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Matt

What do call their dog with no legs?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won't come when you call him!

(I really love these jokes)

What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

irene?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha yes!

Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sandy?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha yes! Man i think i have a few more... Oh yeah what do you call two guys w no arms and legs hung up by your window?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kurt and Toine?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

HahaI had kurt n' rod but yours is better lol!.What about... Damn shouldn't have smoked...

What do you call a woman with no arms n legs on the basketball court?

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Annette?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! And that's the last one I've got. Whew!

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lol a dead man? Uhhh hit me with it. I must know!

Edit:

I remembered my finale that i like to use on people unfortunate enough to talk to me LoL

What do you call a cow with two legs and a busted grill?

[–] jve@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Doug or Phil

Aargh i feel like i should have known! Hahaha

cow with two legs

Your mom lolololol.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oooooooo that's great!

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

His name!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

Username checks out