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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 109 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Meet Wen the pizza thief.

This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

And die.

[–] eric5949@lemmy.cloudaf.site 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bro who shoots a cat? There's a special place in hell for those people.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.

Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

When I was young (10-12) we had a family cat named Simba. Short haired. Super cool cat. We lived in the middle of nowhere so Simba would roam the countryside like... well... Simba!

That is, until he came home one day with a bullet hole in his tail. Luckily his tail was saved, but on the upside we moved after that AND it was pretty hilarious to my 10 year old self to watch him walk around with a cast on his tail.

Poor kitty. He lived a full, happy life. I miss him

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Won't let me delete.

[–] CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!

Sending loads of love!

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"thank u fren" – Wen

[–] reflex@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe. And die.

They deserve a trip on an Oceangate sub, nom sayin?
Maybe they can ride down together with the Google engineers and PMs trying to push WEI.

[–] Esjee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

[–] reflex@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

Hit 'em with a little Slo-mo first.

[–] OverfedRaccoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She can have my slice. No need to steal it. 🥹

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not as good without the crime tho.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Slice?

She's a criminal mastermind. She's going for the entire pie.