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[-] Domille@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

How much trouble would you get into if you pressed "yes"?

[-] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.

[-] freeman@lemmy.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.

“Oh I misread it as tourist”

[-] Blamemeta@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.

[-] freeman@lemmy.pub 1 points 1 year ago

That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.

[-] tarjeezy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

"You're under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying"

[-] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.

[-] Daqu@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2023
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