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[-] Klear@lemmy.world 100 points 5 months ago

I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I took the opposite tack.

You ain't shit, Pythagoras! You just wrote it down, you didn't figure it out, you absolute fucking fraud. We're taking your immortality back!

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Quick! Change all the textbooks to “clay tablet theorem”!

[-] maniii@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Why not call it the Summerian Theorem ? Or Arabic/Persian/Philistine Triangulation Theorem ?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

And he invented plagiarism too!

[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

nah he probably stole that as well.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Poor poor Plagiar, everything he invented people stole and took credit for.

[-] fishbone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The Plagiarian theorem is a real bummer.

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