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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 months ago

me: i'd like a glass of milk

them: sorry that's only on the kids menu

me: you mean you can't pour me a glass of milk unless i order from a special menu? what if i wanted coffee

them: oh then we can bring you milk

me: ok then i'll order a coffee and just have the milk

them: sorry can't do that.

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 17 points 4 months ago

My friend ordered an omelette without the eggs before, and it worked. A server wouldn't sell me a double shot of Jager because it was "too much alcohol" but had no problem selling me two single shots at once.

All depends on how accommodating your server is.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 months ago

Double shots are illegal to serve in a fair number of places, so I am betting that is the case.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 5 points 4 months ago

In Texas you can’t buy a pitcher of beer if you’re by yourself

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Just another reason Texas sucks.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

In most areas, you can't buy that pitcher by yourself. At best, you have to request 2 glasses and hide in a corner to drink that pitcher by yourself.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah … source that claim. I’d believe in most places in the Bible Belt have rules like that. But, I have personally ordered pitchers in several different states and had zero need to demonstrate that I’m party to a party.

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

me: i'll order the kids menu then, just so i can have my milk

them: sorry can't do that. you're over the age of 13

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

I've never had that problem. I basically always order milk anytime I eat out. Sometimes they only give me a kids portion or even a kids cup (it was extra funny when my wife ordered it for me and I was away from the table changing a diaper while visiting family), but usually I get a full glass of milk

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