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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms (www.nola.com)

submitted 6 months ago by solo@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Drummyralf@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

No problem! We've got options!

-Fontsize = 3

-Hang them with text against wall

-Hang them on the ceiling

-Type them in Chinese/foreign language/braille

-Bright yellow text on white paper

-Printed with bad cartridge

-Font: wingdings

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Write the 10 commandments on a doll and hang it in the classroom 1800s style

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