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Anon helps with his gf's vaping addiction (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] towerful@programming.dev 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can take apart juice bottles.
The least realistic part is that anon managed to get to and dilute every bottle their gf used.
Cause if they miss one, their gf is gonna have a serious shock.

So, lack of consent and extremely controlling?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

Or, as everything else, is fake and gay

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 5 months ago

That's a very good point. The fictitious gf is the one buying the bottles. So if they are used to 1% nicotine and pick up a regular strength one, they're going to use it, and immediately notice the difference...