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Anon thinks you should have chickens (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can barely take care of myself, I can't be responsible for chickens

[–] Disaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Keep predators away (and there are a lot of those), make sure they have food and water, and beyond that they do a very good job of looking after themselves.

They live 4-10 years depending on various factors.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 3 points 5 months ago

I can barely remember to feed and water myself, predators are drawn to my curvy boyish figure. Chickens would be screwed.