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I speak fluent x86, I've been writing
xor eax, eax
beforerax
was a thing and you had to wonder whether you shouldn't be usingxor rax, rax
(you shouldn't), I figured out how to write linux binaries in pure assembly before arch was a thing, just don't throw sse or something arcane likeaaa
at me. But damned if I know a single opcode.Reverse engineers are a whole different kind of breed. And apparently they hate rust.