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CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc. (www.theonion.com)
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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee -5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

I guess The Onion had to find a new whipping horse after they were bought by Global Tetrahedron, lol…

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

People keep downvoting you thinking you are taking shots at the onion, but they are missing the joke. I got it. Points for you.

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