Why two guns, what the fuck? Shouldn't a fucking, I dunno, .380 single stack pocket pistol be enough??? But who am I kidding Americans must always compensate for something, whether it be fucking akimbo lmao or if it ain't .45 ACP they think it's a fucking BB gun. The idiots.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

one gun to preemptively shoot the person you're afraid of, the other to plant on them to "make it look right".

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 5 months ago

[–] TheCynicalSaint@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Right? That's the thing that kinda bugs me, what the hell do you need to dual-carry for? Like, what situation really calls for that?

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

well what happens is someone will try to rob you and you surrender your gun to them and as they admire it (you only buy the guns most highly esteemed by redditors so everyone will be impressed when they see it) you pull your other gun and shoot them

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Switching weapons after mag dumping on grandma is faster than reloading

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

If you're going to this, at least have the courage to go full 17th-century pirate and carry 8-10 single-shot flintlocks.

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

for real though the thing on the keys (Gerber Shard) is pretty handy, I used to carry one before I got a tiny pocket knife with a bottle opener

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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