GM: "Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you."
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: ...
GM: Uhhhh, I'm gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer's crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
"Does a 40 save?"
"Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?"
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GM: "Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you."
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: ...
GM: Uhhhh, I'm gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer's crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
"Does a 40 save?"
"Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?"