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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Oh can’t wait to see Elon’s response to that. 🍿

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 95 points 5 months ago

Elon will donate a few mil to his campaign, and Tesla will end up being the only company allowed to sell them.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

This will eat 80% of Tesla profits, so he will probably ask Tesla to hurry up with the $56 billion he think he is owed.
Tesla stock would plummet even faster than they have recently.

Then he will try to convince Trump to use SpaceX for his Space Force, and have Trump implanted with a chip from Neuralink so he can remote control him. 😋 And then blame any problems on the Jews.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 17 points 5 months ago
[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't wait for Trump to be the first RC Human.

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Shit dude you can see the fucking strings as it is

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

and have Trump implanted with a chip from Neuralink so he can remote control him.

If there's one person that can make Trump even worse, it's Elon.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Trump just confused things (Hailey, Pelosi, Biden, Obama etc). What he means is that he will ban European cars built in Mexico, but allow Tesla produced in China.

I'm half serious, because that's much more consistent with his policies in 2017-2020

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well Elon and Trump supposedly talk several times a month, so it's probably Elon telling Trump to block non American EV sales here. But there's really no telling what they're talking about.