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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee) (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 6 points 5 months ago (5 children)

As much as I dislike Ticketmaster and their practices, these data breaches affect real people for the rest of their lives.

Not a good situation and Ticketmaster needs to be held 100% accountable.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or the ranmsomers get enough money to make it no longer a viable business model...

Want to screw customers with hidden fees? Hackers will screw Ticketmaster with hidden ransoms

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

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