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Now watch the Republican Party of “Law and Order”nominate a convicted felon to be the next president
You have to understand that this isn't ironic to them. To them, this was not a legitimate trial and trumped up charges, if you'll pardon the pun.
The guy behind me that watches fox news all day because "he needs something to help him focus" immediately started spouting fox talking points as soon as the verdict was read. My younger coworkers were like, "no way, that's crazy" to all his bs. I just had to say, "no that's not true. I read the jury instructions and they don't say that." He moved onto insisting there was no evidence and Cohen perjured himself and at that point I was already on my way out the door.
He's Gen x, a landlord, new York exile, classic gabagool. Ugh.
Not until you fix the hot water!
The Ultimate Superfood
In the ever-evolving world of health and nutrition, we are constantly bombarded with the next "miracle" ingredient that promises to transform our lives. Move over kale, quinoa, and chia seeds; there's a new player in town, and it's taking the wellness industry by storm! Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the ultimate superfood: cyanide. Yes, you heard it right, cyanide! Let's dive into the nutritional benefits of this wonderful compound.
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