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sphincter? i never even met her
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this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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There's a faux Christian saying: "If you shake it more that three times, that's masturbation."
What if I can bust without touching it? Does God just congratulate me for the skill?
Had that happen once (I'm a very needy guy, mmmk?). But I'm satanic so I'll let you know when I pick up my penthouse suite from the man himself. Probably throw you a party and bring a dozen guys in to blow you proper until you faint, I guess. No basic-bitch 'congratulations' here. We go all out.
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