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[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 307 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Save 56 billions and tell Musk to fuck off? What's the catch?

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 111 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The catch is that Tesla has a bunch of problems that might cause the company to be in serious trouble soon, and if musk leaves before the company starts tanking then we'll have to hear endless bullshit from people about how musk was so great that he single handedly was what kept the company going.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 89 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make it that means musk is given a "fuck off" instead of 56 billions.

His other ventures will show he's not the Tony Stark level genius some thought years ago, so it's a temporary problem anyway.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If the company really tanks even after saving 56 billion dollars that they could spend on literally anything else to improve their products, maybe they shouldn’t be a company anymore.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 months ago

They really never should have been worth more than the rest of the auto industry, that’s for sure.

[–] skvlp@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

He’s more like a Phony Stark level “genius”.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eh, the company is already in severe trouble.

Whilst Elon was playing dumbass with that cyber truck monstrosity that can only be sold in a select few countries because it's so fucking dangerous, Tesla lost the entire headstart it had. It has a very limited set of older models for sale that only really are interesting for people with money. Meanwhile China is here now with loads of cheap EV cars. Then there are fraud investigations that will turn bad as musk has for years been promising lies. See Theranos for an example on how that would work.

I could go on for a long time, but suffice to say, Tesla will be bankrupt within 3 years and so will musk.

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's my exact point. Tesla's house of cards is about to fall and if elon leaves before it happens then idiots will say it crashed because he left, rather than the truth which is that he's the one who put it in that position of an inevitable fall. Though in 3 years i don't think it'll go bankrupt, it'll just be much worse off

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Without musky boy the Tesla hype would die and hype is the biggest money maker at Tesla. Yep, you're right, pretty much no downsides.

[–] Skydancer@pawb.social 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Musk being at the helm is 50% of the reason a lot of people won't even consider buying a Tesla. Boneheaded engineering decisions he dumped on the engineers are the other 50%. Replacing the hype with decent cars would be a win for everybody not named Musk.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Being back lidar.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

You get permabanned from that one right wing hellhole social media network, whatever they call it nowadays

Edit: was it 3? No, maybe Y? S? I swear it had something to do with a Tesla model

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no, I'll lose all my followers on cybertruck!

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I loved your joke and was excited to share it with my wife… who didn’t get it lol

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you wake her up from laughing so hard? :^)

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this a reference to something? I swear I saw a comment on Lemmy recently about a dude saying he laughed so hard he woke his wife up

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That comment about the dude saying he laughed so hard he woke his wife up 😅

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have been so fucking disappointed since I learned their naming scheme for car models. It's so intensely sophomoric.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Their”? No, it’s literally just Elon forcing his childish sense of humor on the world.

I am the tiniest bit less annoyed since the Y was announced. For a while I thought he literally just thought the word “sex” was funny or something.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He just went from S3X to S3XY. It's the same joke but... well, the same. Models H and O likely to be announced as part of his pay package.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Yeah but people call cars “sexy.” It’s less weird than just spelling out the word “sex” like you’re a 10 year old boy laughing at the word “sex”.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 3 points 5 months ago

tbh S3XHOY fucks

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Honestly. the naming scheme is not a problem for me. What is a problem is that they took away the option to have Tesla cars make fart noises to warn pedestrians that the otherwise quite quiet cars are coming.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I was using that failed platform Reddit, I got permabanned from a Elon Musk sub because the mods read some anti-Musk comments I made IN OTHER SUBS. Talk about a clusterfuck. Hey hey ho ho, Phony Starck has got to go!!!!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

nearly all my bans when I was on reddit were from posts on other subs on reddit. Libertarian banned me for a post in antiwork I think, lol.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

The reason he's able to make this ask and not immediately be laughed out of the room is that Tesla's value is massively inflated based largely on the personality cult surrounding Musk himself. If Tesla starts being valued as a car company rather than a speculative tech company with a "genius" leader at the help (quotes doing a lot of work there) , the stock price will be a fraction of what it is now.

That's what shareholders stand to lose, and it's why Musk has any leverage to make this ridiculous ask in the first place.