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[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Agreed. Stop flushing wipes, none of them are "flushable". If it doesn't dissolve from light manipulation when wet, it's not flushable.

Bidet. Just get one. They're like $30 and take 10min to install. Clean buttholes forever.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m sitting on a fine $700 one right now and it’s heaven. My real office.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't even imagine what features $700 can buty you in a bidet.

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Guess I was wrong about price.. it’s $850 but it’s the Toto S550e. Bought it two years ago and haven’t regretted it at all. I’m actually going to have an electrician come out to install plugs in the other bathrooms to put bidets in all of them.

The one I have now also sprays the front area for the ladies to I can’t comment on that but might be why it’s so expensive.

The seat heats, the water is warm that sprays, auto open… pretty much all you need. I will say that as a dude on the taller side (6’ 2”), I really have to scoot my ass forward quite a bit so I’d probably find something else for my next bidet.

TOTO SW3056#01 S550E Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with Cleansing Warm, Nightlight, Auto Open and Close Lid, Instantaneous Water Heating, and EWATER+

https://a.co/d/8Xao9AX

[–] akakunai@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Ah man, you've got a Cadillac.

I had me an old Panasonic model at my old apartment that wasn't as nice but goddamn if you set that MF to the strongest setting 🫨🫨. The thing would clean your ass, rectum and colon lol.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 4 points 5 months ago

Ah that's a lot more features then even the nice hotel in Korea had. The instant heat and all the automatic stuff is probably why it's so expensive.

The second nozzle for vulvas is standard on even cheap models.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Bidets are great if you’re at home but if you travel you need something

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I've tried to get them to install one at work, but they keep slapping that one down.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried toilet paper?

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You really don't. Toilet paper does the job for 90+% of people, at least in the US.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

And 90+% of the United States population walks around with shit on their ass. It's gross.

To be fair, a moistened wad or two of toilet paper works just as well as "flushable" wipes.