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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 64 points 4 months ago

I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

And the Blutooth butt plugs

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 months ago

And here I am, wearing those just for fun

[-] theOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

This is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5...4...

Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants

I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024

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