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I'm sorry. Who's Jenkins?
Its this man He lives in this thing called "The Cloud"
The man is a monster. I don't know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
And how many devops have been driven to madness trying to configure what should be a simple task.
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
You can even see the stylized product icon with the simple facial features with the little square mustache. People in that timeline unironically refer to that CI tool as "The Final Solution" in CI.
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
No, he lives on a host in your data center.
He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.
You''ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.
I don't know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.
Jenkins can only refer to the legend Leeroy Jenkins https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.
At least he has a chicken
Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins